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J | 19 | INTJ | FCB | Red Team

Bundesliga starts today I’m so ready, gotta beat Wolfsburg

clevercookies0417:

hellothisissatan:

This is literally how it is for a non english speaker to perfect a word pronunciation!

a vine by meshal al jaser

Jesus this is gold

(Source: instagram.com, via qiowder)

swagking4000:

there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded

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newfluffytown:

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Guys, look in your hearts and answer this question honestly- what’s more likely? That someone in this group doesn’t belong in this group or ghosts? If we have to choose between turning on each other or pinning it on some specter with unfinished, pen-related business, I’m sorry, but my money’s on ghost.

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unimpressedcats:

i just …. can’t … quite … reach … 

unimpressedcats:

i just …. can’t … quite … reach … 

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teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

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➥Iɴ Dʀᴀɢᴏɴ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ, “Dᴏᴠᴀʜᴋɪɪɴ" ɪs ᴀ ᴄᴏᴍʙɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ‘Dᴏᴠᴀʜ’, ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ "Dʀᴀɢᴏɴ", ᴀɴᴅ ‘ᴋɪɪɴ’, ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ "ᴄʜɪʟᴅ" ᴏʀ "ʙᴏʀɴ", ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪs ᴛʏᴘɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʀᴀɴsʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ‘Dʀᴀɢᴏɴʙᴏʀɴ’. Dᴏᴠᴀʜᴋɪɪɴ ᴀʟsᴏ ʜᴀs ᴀ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ: ᴛʜᴇ ‘Dᴏᴠ’ ɪɴ ‘Dᴏᴠᴀʜ’ ʀᴇғᴇʀs ᴛᴏ Dʀᴀɢᴏɴᴋɪɴᴅ, ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ‘ᴀʜ’ ᴍᴇᴀɴs "ʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ". Iɴᴛᴇʀᴘʀᴇᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴜs, ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅs "Dʀᴀɢᴏɴᴋɪɴᴅ Hᴜɴᴛᴇʀ Bᴏʀɴ," ᴏʀ "Bᴏʀɴ Hᴜɴᴛᴇʀ ᴏғ Dʀᴀɢᴏɴᴋɪɴᴅ", ᴀɴ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴏᴘʀɪᴀᴛᴇ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ Dʀᴀɢᴏɴʙᴏʀɴ ɪs ᴅᴇsᴛɪɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ.

(Source: hwoaarang, via unknownfamiliar)

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

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fuckdad:

themano:

can someone from the sports side of tumblr explain this

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it is angry

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